New Heights in Political Surrealism - McCain tweets Snooki!

This week the extremely white John McCain tweeted the extremely orange Snooki, the Jersey Shore flavor of last summer, in support of keeping America's tanning beds tax free. (I'm not making this up!)

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0610/38439.html

This courageous tweet should go a long way toward ensuring McCain's reelection in Arizona, where they really, really love both tanning beds and white people.

Photo: John McCain is rendered temporarily speechless by the sheer orange-ness of Snooki's cleavage, while Cyndi McCain gazes reverently at her newly interwebz savvy twatter.

-Will H.
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