"B... B... B... Brokeback Mountain."

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Did you notice that Clint Eastwood could barely bring himself to say the words "Brokeback Mountain" at the Golden Globe Awards? "B... B... B... Brokeback Mountain."

I never realized Homsexual Panic causes stuttering!

The movie seems to be causing a lot of stuttering. Folks seem unable to cope with a depiciton of homsexuality that doesn't feature a campy "Will and Grace" buddy, or the "punishment" of AIDS.

The most bizzare take on Brokeback Mountain I've seen can be found in Andrew Longman's blog entry titled "You can't fight Islamism with Gay Cowboys.

This is flat out one of the weirdest rants I've ever seen. - check this bit in particular - "It is repugnant that the national icons of Missionary zeal and righteous machismo are being mocked " Since when are Missionary Zeal and righteous machismo national icons?

That said, the image of a brigade of gay cowboys sweeping over the plains of Afganistan into Kabul is certainly a gripping, if improbable one...
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Have you seen this Brokeback Mountain grocery list circulating the web - author unknown...

>> Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists
>>> for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963
>>>
>>>
>>> WEEK ONE
>>>
>>> Beans
>>> Bacon
>>> Coffee
>>> Whiskey
>>>
>>> WEEK TWO
>>>
>>> Beans
>>> Ham
>>> Coffee
>>> Whiskey
>>>
>>> WEEK THREE
>>>
>>> Beans al fresca
>>> Thin-sliced Bacon
>>> Hazelnut Coffee
>>> Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
>>> K-Y gel
>>>
>>> WEEK FOUR
>>>
>>> Beans en salade
>>> Pancetta
>>> Coffee (espresso grind)
>>> 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
>>> 2 tubes K-Y gel
>>>
>>> WEEK FIVE
>>>
>>> Fresh Fava beans
>>> Jasmine rice
>>> Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
>>> Medallions of veal
>>> Porcini mushrooms
>>> 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
>>> 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
>>> 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
>>> 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide
>>>
>>> WEEK SIX
>>>
>>> Yukon Gold potatoes
>>> Heavy whipping cream
>>> Asparagus (very thin)
>>> Organic Eggs
>>> Spanish Lemons
>>> Gruyere cheese (well aged)
>>> Crushed Walnuts
>>> Arugula
>>> Clarified Butter
>>> Extra Virgin Olive oil
>>> Pure Balsamic vinegar
>>> 6 yards white silk organdy
>>> 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
>>> 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
>>> Large tin Crisco